But...?

I'll probably get crucified by the feminists for this, but you can't deny that the rationalization behind this proof is solid:

spazzysam wrote:


I like to think of myself as a feminist but funny is funny. As far as love or money is concerned, I've been bored to death surrounded by expensive toys and had the time of my life doing nothing with the man I love.

That just reminded me of one of the funniest exchanges from a really unfunny movie.
Between Ernest Harada & Tom Hanks in "Volunteers" (1985)

Chung Mee: Opium is my business. The bridge mean more traffic. More traffic mean more money. More money mean more power.

Larry: Yeah, well, before I commit any of that to memory, would there be anything in this for me?

Chung Mee: Speed is important in business. Time is money.

Larry: You said opium was money.

Chung Mee: Money is Money.

Larry: Wait, what was time again?

It's been said that those with a lot of money are never really happy, but I'd be willing to give it a shot. Money may not buy happiness, but it sure can buy plenty of things to make you happy. "Diamonds are a girl's best friend!" Yeah, I would take money over love - I've just been too unlucky in love.

Money may not buy you love, but it can buy you a hot young pool boy to ogle!

shadycat wrote:


Are you going to put him in a speedo or just some nice cutoffs? And can I come over to swim?

shadycat wrote:

Not to mention all the house boys - maybe one for every room?

Yes to the pool party!! But, no to the speedos. Eww! I'll never understand that fashion choice.
And why is it always that one creepy old guy who shows up to the party wearing them.

Hmmm, house boys. I might need to buy a bigger house.

Money...


Because I am a greedy bastard.