Iron K. Tager wrote:
Newshawk wrote:
Snowy Stampede wrote:
Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there?
Because by the time you get there, it magically turns into here. Besides, wherever I am, I am here.
You can't be here; I'm here, and you're there, not here.

Wait... Newshawk is "here", and you're "here", and I'm "here", but you're all not "here", and you're both actually "there". But your "there", and his "there" are not the same place... so then that means I must be an orange.